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Oversharing

CJ — Thu, 15 Dec 2011 16:02:41 +0000

My apologies for the recent bombardment of social networking nonsense around here.

I’m still not exactly sure what happened, but I think the typically well-behaved Sociable had a few too many drinks at a recent plug-in update party, vomiting brightly-colored share buttons all over the place.

Then it took the absentee landlord weeks to even notice, of course… Anyway, the pearls of wisdom offered here are yours to do with as you please: to share, to hoard, to make into a necklace and fling — it’s entirely up to you.¹

Believe me, I’m just grateful that this is the site you’ve chosen to visit while pretending to work.

And your consenting adult partner.

Cause and effect is a thing that exists

CJ — Mon, 10 Oct 2011 03:55:20 +0000

Last night, in a fit of drunken pique, this girl I’ve been seeing ripped the cell phone right out of my hands and then smashed it into the wall, breaking it. The phone now makes these interesting techno-strangling noises when various buttons are mashed, but that’s about all it can do. I can no longer send and receive phone calls. ¹

The wherefores and what-fors that led to her blind smashy rage are mildly amusing, but I’m going to skip them for now because they distract from the point, which is: my phone is now broken, and this is because she broke it.

Again, this happened last night.

Cut to the present: she is apparently mad at me right now because — for 100% realsies — I have been too hard to reach all day.

So anyway, at least I’ve learned something important about this girl. It’s something that probably should’ve been obvious about her right from the beginning, long before this weekend: she is Totally. The. One!

I can still send/receive text messages, if you need to get in touch or want to continuing harassing me with dong shots

Click the Facebook “Like” button for ripped abs

CJ — Wed, 17 Nov 2010 15:00:44 +0000

Want to know when the site has new content, but find the RSS feed way too frickin’ nerdy? Then click the Facebook “Like” button and my new posts will maybe show up in Facebook’s inscrutable and probably racist News Feed.

The Like button is sort of the blog version of audience applause, and my immense comic neediness appreciates the gentle head pat. Thanks, my e-friends…

Oh yeah: technically speaking, this probably won’t do jack shit for your abs—so you should probably come join my gym instead.¹

My own abs are already ripped enough to deserve a nickname, but that Jersey Shore douche already shark-jumped that shit for the rest of us.