Dear Architects and/or Building Managers,
On the property you are responsible for, please locate the bicycle rack and then do the following:
- Stand next to it.
- Look directly up. What do you see?
If your answer is a(n): awning, overhang, roof, ceiling, tent, artsy glass structure, rusty leaky white-trash corrugated carport tin, force field generated from the nearby forest moon — really any sort of solid substance whatsoever — thank you, and good job.
If your answer is the sky… please kill yourself immediately, you worthless fucking idiot.
BASIC COMMON SENSE IN A REGION NOTORIOUS FOR ITS RAINFALL