Creating a Comic

Bombing, killing, and other occupational hazards of stand-up comedy

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Dear Architects and/or Building Managers,

On the property you are responsible for, please locate the bicycle rack and then do the following:

  1. Stand next to it.
  2. Look directly up. What do you see?

If your answer is a(n): awning, overhang, roof, ceiling, tent, artsy glass structure, rusty leaky white-trash corrugated carport tin, force field generated from the nearby forest moon — really any sort of solid substance whatsoever — thank you, and good job.

If your answer is the sky… please kill yourself immediately, you worthless fucking idiot.

Sincerely yours,
BASIC COMMON SENSE IN A REGION NOTORIOUS FOR ITS RAINFALL

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