I got chastised, the other day, for giving “lame hugs.” I am apparently not sufficiently gropey when I hug my female friends.
Please bear in mind that this critique came from my friend/co-worker’s long-time girlfriend. Call me crazy, but it seems like a good thing that I don’t get all pervo when in close contact with the significant others of… others.
So how should I go about demonstrating greater hugging sincerity, then? I feel like dialing up the crotch-rubbing would be a step in the wrong direction. Ditto the creepy lower-back hand rub. Help me out here, ladies.
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