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Sometimes good things come in small packages. Such is the case with the Discographies Twitter feed, “a definitive guide to an artist’s body of work (studio albums only) in 140 characters.”

It’s pretty amusing. Here’s a sample:

Rage Against The Machine: 1-3 (thud-thud! sqwee!) Noam Chomsky, motherfuckers! (sqwee!); 4 carbon footprint reduced by recycling old songs.

Weezer: 1 “Remember that nerdy guy from high school?” 2 “The one who couldn’t talk to girls?” 3-7 “Why are you still hanging out with him?”

Eric Clapton: 1-8, 11-18 displays of “chops,” uninspired blues shuffles, mid-tempo choogle, shitty songwriting; 9-10 and Phil Collins, too!

Does all this social media stuff just sound like randomly babbled jargon to you, but you know you need a Web 2.0 strategy of some sort? Then here’s the site for you: What the Fuck Is My Social Media “Strategy”?

I’ve been on Twitter for a while (follow me!) and my own strategy appears to be “use social media as a shiny distraction while avoiding other, more important things.” It’s a game-changing enterprise-wide paradigm shift.

2 Responses to “Discographies: your favorite band sucks”

  1. I just sent that link to my old boss. As the CCO of a branding agency I’m not sure if he’ll get pissed or find the humor, but what the fuck do I care. I don’t work there anymore. lol.

    andrewjrivers

  2. My boss’ reply: “Yes I’ve seen this. It’s so close to reality.”

    :)

    andrewjrivers

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