I’ve recently tightened up my waistline a little bit — yay — but it causes a conundrum: I can now yank my belt one (1) button tighter, which gives me an immediate psychological boost, but then a couple hours later I’m gasping for air like a Victorian-era corset victim.
Sometimes life is complicated.

A Victorian’s Secret runway show would be
amazing, what with all the fainting.


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