I took a look at my traffic stats last night, and a small but noteworthy number of people are finding this site while searching for the similarly-named Miss J. Alexander of America’s Next Top Model.
For the record, I’m a pretty sexy bitch, but this is definitely not me:
The most disturbing part is that, instead of being confused, I already knew all about Miss J and his role on America’s Next Top Model. This girl I hang out with is addicted to ANTM and, against my better judgment, I let myself get sucked into its big fruity vortex. I tell myself that it’s OK, because the show basically consists of hot girls parading around… but a man must be honest with himself. It is not OK.
(But since we’re on the topic: Nicole is absolutely gorgeous and if she doesn’t win, there is no justice in the universe.)




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