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Archive for July, 2009

New Seattle Comedy Resources Added

Thursday, July 23rd, 2009

I’ve updated the Seattle Comedy Resources page to include some more local comedians, including Ron Placone, Diana Hassenger, and Robo the robot comedian — that’s right, the robots are even taking our stand-up comedy jobs.
Ron also has a blog called Thoughts, Rants, and Coffee that he updates fairly frequently. Check out this great post about [...]

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Preparing a Set List

Wednesday, July 22nd, 2009

My friend and fellow comedian Devin Badoo says that stand-up comedy shows are basically “damaged male beauty pageants.” It’s a clever joke, and he’s absolutely right—if by beauty he means inner beauty. And if by inner beauty he means hateful misanthropes.
My point is, comedians are a lot like rock stars, minus all the groupie sex [...]

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This question comes up all the time. Other comics like to gauge how old you are in comedy years—which are like dog years, with even more crotch-sniffing—while bookers and club owners use it as a very rough approximation of your experience level.
Dipping a toe in: your first few open micsare unlikely to be as pleasant [...]

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The worst (and yet greatest) food ever

Thursday, July 16th, 2009

This is how many calories youburn running a marathon.
See this bad boy? It just “won” a Men’s Health poll of the worst foods in America:
Baskin Robbins Large Chocolate Oreo Shake
2,600 calories
135 g fat (59 g saturated fat)
263 g sugars
1,700 mg sodium
2600 calories. That’s as much as ten candy bars. No wonder the rest of the [...]

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Working new material into a stand-up set

Wednesday, July 15th, 2009

I felt like I had a pretty good set at Laughs Comedy Spot last night. One of the best thing about Laughs is that they don’t restrict the type of content that comics can perform, and I had a new bit that I wanted to try out that’s pretty damn blue1. So I dropped it [...]

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